Your favourite movies are so important to you. They are precious, and you should treasure them. But that doesn’t stop us from making a complete pig’s breakfast out of sequels, reboots and sitcom adoption. We didn’t start this. Terminator (Genesys & Dark Fate, Star Trek and all the others that ruined what was great before we could. We are just adding to it and going deeper into the more acclaimed movies. Our movie ideas are not as bad as what Star Trek did. At least we clearly label our crimes against cinema. At least they could have called it Star Trek: Ruination.
- 3 Boxing Biopics to ruin your day
Boxing Biopics are a curious business for movies. Robert De Niro won an Oscar for playing a middleweight champion who defended the title twice before being outclassed by… Read more: 3 Boxing Biopics to ruin your day - 6 Movie Sequel Ideas to ruin your day
Movie sequel ideas are rarely as good as the original, and this will be no exception. The big difference we will make is that we will have sequels… Read more: 6 Movie Sequel Ideas to ruin your day - Movie Scripts for modern writers: 3 more rulesWant to get your movie scripts into live action? Then you’d better know the rules of the game. It’s not just who you know in Hollywood. Male rape,… Read more: Movie Scripts for modern writers: 3 more rules
- Jobs in Movies: The boring work that builds rage
Jobs in Movies are complicated. Not everyone can have the same job as James Bond or be a Marvel and DC Superhero. Given the sheer punishment they go… Read more: Jobs in Movies: The boring work that builds rage - Tilly Norwood won’t ruin movies – It already happened
This website is a no-AI zone. All of our horrible ideas and views are human. You can probably tell this from our low SEO performance to our lack… Read more: Tilly Norwood won’t ruin movies – It already happened - Would David Lynch wreck your movie reality?Photo by Sébastien Bourguet on Unsplash David Lynch is one of the greatest filmmakers and artists of all time. Maybe even the greatest. His work changed film and… Read more: Would David Lynch wreck your movie reality?
- People like History Movies: Who cares about truth?History movies are no replacement for history but documentaries and books don’t have great actors, costumes or the odd explosion. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) showed us all… Read more: People like History Movies: Who cares about truth?
- 3 Top Biopics they should make (but won’t)
Actors can get the biopic treatment (Chaplin, Monroe & Garland), but singers get it even more (Elvis Presley, Ray Charles, Freddie Mercury, Johnny Cash). Here are some people… Read more: 3 Top Biopics they should make (but won’t) - The 2020’s dark arts of Movie Casting: The BiopicRule 1: First refusal on a British Biopic: Cumberbatch or Sheen Photo by Tyson Moultrie on Unsplash There are times when you expect to see an actor in a movie. It… Read more: The 2020’s dark arts of Movie Casting: The Biopic
- Connected – A LinkedIn MovieA movie idea that may have to be fictionalised because we doubt LinkedIn want this kind of endorsement. A LinkedIn Stalker connects with young, successful entrepreneurs and begins… Read more: Connected – A LinkedIn Movie
- The Crocoduck movie that will be hated by allA Crocoduck Movie would be polarising. It may have to be an animated movie to begin with. The proposed plan? Frustrated by Intelligent Design and anti-evolution activists, an… Read more: The Crocoduck movie that will be hated by all
- Full Metal Jacket 2: Hartman’s SisterThe Pitch: The sequel to the Kubrick classic Full Metal Jacket that we did not ask for or even want. Private Joker comes back from Vietnam to discover… Read more: Full Metal Jacket 2: Hartman’s Sister
- There Will Be Blood 2: No Daniel, No ProblemThere Will Be Blood won two Academy Awards, including one for Best Actor. Paul Thomas Anderson was nominated for Best Director but lost to the Coen Brothers for… Read more: There Will Be Blood 2: No Daniel, No Problem
- Pulp Fiction 2: Less Pulp, More FictionIt’s been 30 years. Jimmy has gangsters turning up with dead bodies (minus a head) because Jules keeps putting up a sign outside his house with a phrase… Read more: Pulp Fiction 2: Less Pulp, More Fiction
- Arthur 3: SuccessionThis would be the movie sequel to Arthur 2: On the Rocks. Unfortunately, the actors for Arthur (Dudley Moore), Linda (Liza Minnelli) and Hobson (John Gielgud) have all… Read more: Arthur 3: Succession
- Braveheart 2: The problem with space is that it’s full of Scots.In Braveheart 2, it is the year 2593 and Edward the first is recreated by aliens to stop the rebellion of human slaves. Roboshanks as he is known,… Read more: Braveheart 2: The problem with space is that it’s full of Scots.
- The Philadelphia FranchisePhiladelphia 2: The Millions A Philadelphia movie series is just cashing in, like all great movies eventually do. The title will be Philadelphia 2: Andy’s Millions from his… Read more: The Philadelphia Franchise
