- Movie Character Takedown: Anton Chigurh
The character of Anton Chugurh has been the subject of a plethora of written and video essays. He is clearly the standout character in the movie adaptation of No Country for Old Men. He wins in the conflict between the main characters. His determination to win and his tolerance of pain and danger are fascinating.… Read more: Movie Character Takedown: Anton Chigurh - Twin Peaks: Carrie Page ruined the fantasy of Laura
The Twin Peaks audience needed Laura to die. Not to stop BoB. Not to avoid possession. She died so that the audience could remember Laura the way they wanted. Carrie Page was the antidote to Laura. She is old, ugly and poor and she messes up the audience’s sick fantasies. Many believe Twin Peaks ended… Read more: Twin Peaks: Carrie Page ruined the fantasy of Laura - Resident Evil 10: Government Shutdown
Due to the government shutdown, Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy are not being paid. Given that both spend way too much on their look (Chris on steroids and Leon on his hair and designer jackets), they have to find jobs. In RE10, Chris and Leon work in a Starbucks, and the manager is Albert Wesker… Read more: Resident Evil 10: Government Shutdown - Are your favourite movie characters the bad guy?
We love our movie good guys who have loved and lost. But are they really that good? Is there an alternative theory to their tragedies? We look at some of our movie characters who have experienced loss and reexamine whether they are truly the tragic ones. Planes, Trains and Automobiles: Del Griffith is Con Man… Read more: Are your favourite movie characters the bad guy? - If David Lynch directed Forrest Gump
Forrest is a much darker character and in a much more complex reality. We call it Forrest Fire David Lynch bombed with Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, two years before the Academy Award-winning Forrest Gump came out. Tom Hanks wins his second Oscar in a row while David Lynch broods and eventually makes The… Read more: If David Lynch directed Forrest Gump - 5 Fan Fiction Hell Theories
We look to ruin great movies with bonkers theories. Philadelphia: Andrew Beckett’s villainy In this fan theory, Andrew Beckett is the secret villain. As Joe Miler applies the mask to Andrew in their final moment together, we see Andre smile. But this smile is vengeful triumph. Andrew has infected Joe with his illness. We also… Read more: 5 Fan Fiction Hell Theories - Movie tropes we don’t see enough of
As Alan Partridge once said of regional detective shows, people like them, let’s make more of them. Benedict Cumberbatch plays an overly intelligent protagonist. He speaks in robotic detail, and more often than not, it is based on a real person in history with fabrications. A highly famous actor gets fat for a role and… Read more: Movie tropes we don’t see enough of - What if David Lynch Directs? Brokeback Mountain
If David Lynch directed Brokeback Mountain, you just know that Ennis killed Jack and blacked it out from his memory in true Lost Highway style. In Lynchian reality, Ennis is a homophobe, and the entire movie is imagined from his prison cell after he is convicted of a homophobic murder of Jack. Then it turns… Read more: What if David Lynch Directs? Brokeback Mountain - Biopics are the problem – Not Michael
The Michael Jackson Biopic cuts off in 1988 and critics are angry about it. They were not angry when Bohemian Rhapsody cut off in 1985 and it won Academy Awards. Biopics are not history. They are stories about real people, and they often eulogise their subjects. A Beautiful Mind, starring Russel Crowe and Jennifer Connelly,… Read more: Biopics are the problem – Not Michael - WWE DLC Ideas to wreck wrestling historyDLCs are not normalised by the fact that people buy them. You bought the game but if you want the full experience, you will lose the fullness of your wallet. Just like Skins in Fortnite or Dead by Daylight, you don’t need them; you want them. All DLCs feature better years of WWE from the… Read more: WWE DLC Ideas to wreck wrestling history
- 3 Boxing Biopics to ruin your dayBoxing Biopics are a curious business for movies. Robert De Niro won an Oscar for playing a middleweight champion who defended the title twice before being outclassed by a much superior boxer. Russell Crowe brought James J Braddock out of the historical shadow of Joe Louis and Max Baer despite having lost the title in… Read more: 3 Boxing Biopics to ruin your day
- Movie tie-in games to break Hollywood
Movie tie-in games are big business. From Potter to Star Wars, they are a licence to print money unless the developer is an incompetent mess or gets ideas above their station. We have some that could make money (since the movies did), but we want rage gameplay. Pulp Fiction Video Game The Pulp Fiction video… Read more: Movie tie-in games to break Hollywood - 6 Movie Sequel Ideas to ruin your day
Movie sequel ideas are rarely as good as the original, and this will be no exception. The big difference we will make is that we will have sequels to movies that didn’t need them. Yes, we are going there, and you are all coming with us on the journey of nostalgia death. The modern movie… Read more: 6 Movie Sequel Ideas to ruin your day - Our worst Fortnite or Dead by Daylight skin ideasFortnite and Dead by Daylight give us a chance to have our favourite characters (and sometimes real people) as skins to add value to the game. Sometimes the choices are great, like Leon Kennedy or Cheryl Mason for DBD or Kratos or Lara Croft. But what would happen if we ruined it all with some… Read more: Our worst Fortnite or Dead by Daylight skin ideas
- Movie Scripts for modern writers: 3 more rulesWant to get your movie scripts into live action? Then you’d better know the rules of the game. It’s not just who you know in Hollywood. Male rape, playing historical figures, and don’t start believing you are always going to deliver results because you have past glories. Raping Men is funny…still 22 Jump Street was… Read more: Movie Scripts for modern writers: 3 more rules
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