Movies – The Movie Ideas that change everyting

A Linkedin Stalker connects with young successful entrepreneurs and begins stalking them. It all starts with positive comments on her posts to DMs and onto that first offer of a ‘business coffee’. When that gets rejected, all hell breaks lose.  Pros – Deals with a huge phenomenon  Cons – Could spawn a new movement on… Read more: Connected

Frustrated by Intelligent Design and anti-evolution activists, an evolutionary biologist works with a team to merge a Crocodile and a Duck to spite the anti-science community. The result is a monstrosity unleashed on the Christian community.  Pros – The success of Lake Placid proves it is possible Cons – People will wonder if it is… Read more: The Crocoduck

Private Joker comes back from Vietnam to discover Gunnery Sergeant Hartman actually has a sister. After joking that the deceased Sergeant gave him permission, they strike up a romance. However, Hartman’s sister gets a terminal illness and begs Joker to end her suffering. Joker does it and gets that 1000-yard stare. We will need new… Read more: Full Metal Jacket 2: Hartman’s Sister

The sequel to There Will Be Blood. Our title is There Will be Milkshake. Daniel Plainview makes a milkshake from Eli Sunday and calls it an ‘Eli Sundae’ and becomes successful. Plainview then regains his competitive edge to corner this new market and adopts a new son.  Daniel Day-Lewis probably won’t do it. We can… Read more: There Will Be Blood Sequel

It’s been 30 years. Jimmy has gangsters turning up with dead bodies (minus a head) because Jules keeps putting up a sign outside his house with a phrase that cannot be said out loud.

Arthur’s biological and adopted children go to war over the fortune. Then they both find out that Arthur had more debt than assets, and they have to marry rich, too. It’s the kind of movie in which we prove that blood is not only thicker than water but that Arthur was always the villain of… Read more: Arthur 3: Succession

In Braveheart 2, it is the year 2593 and Edward the first is recreated by aliens to stop the rebellion of human slaves. Roboshanks as he is known, brings in oppression of New Scotland, a colony the moon titan. In response, the slaves genetically recreate William Wallace for a showdown with Roboshanks. Even Edward the… Read more: Braveheart 2: The problem with space is that it’s full of Scots.

The title will be Philadelphia 2: Andy’s Millions. The Plot: A big fight ensues over Andrew Beckett’s millions from his lawsuit against Charles Wheeler. But did anyone really think that it would all end with a nice home video to the music of Neil Young at the end. Not in the slightest. The family will… Read more: Philadelphia Sequel