It takes years of dedicated work to build up a truly great and popular game franchise. We need only one set of game ideas to tear it all down

Grand Theft Auto: Non-fatal punishments

If you get caught with a high wanted level, you have to be processed for trial. It takes ages. Really shows you not to do crime if you can’t do the time. Other prison punishments include working in the kitchen. If you think of getting out of this by not giving up, we will get shot but you will remain alive with a massive disability and a colostomy bag. People had a lot of game ideas for GTA 6. Now that we know GTA 6 is on the way, we need game ideas to being it all to a close.

Until Dawn: My precious cabin

We think our game ideas will be at least equal to some of the dross that came out after the the orginal game. In the sequel to Until Dawn, the patriarch of the Washington family arrives on the mountain a week later to discover his precious cabin in ashes. He is not even worried about Josh being a Wendigo. The game will instead focus on building the house and removing all traces that anything went wrong. Some characters return, like Samantha, looking for bribes. But if they get too greedy, as Jack Travis in Lethal Weapon 3 said, ‘now we have a foundation we can build on. 

Resident Evil: Epstein Island

Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy are sent in to uncover monsters on Epstein Island but they are set up and named in the files. They are forced to get the help of Jill Valentine to clear their names but she can’t be found unless the characters break the fourth wall and find the secret password, which is the name of the actress who played the original Gill. Meanwhile, Wesker is still alive but has decided that he will help Chris and Leon to battle them again in another game. A lot of people have fan fiction ideas for Resident Evil. But our game ideas break the fourth wall and unleash a scandal worse than the t-virus.

The Last of Us Part 3: Mortgage Interest-rate Revenge

At least our game ideas are better than some of the casting choices in the television adaptation. In this new version, the world has returned to normal, and Ellie has a mortgage she can’t pay. Given her experience killing lots of people, she becomes a gun for hire and realises she was a real psycho all this time. And then she decides to go kill Abby after all. Ellie then realises that even though there are no more monsters in the physical world, she realises the monsters are in the financial world, and her interest rate goes up despite earning loads of money. 

Alan Wake 3: Me Too

Alan Wake faces multiple allegations of misconduct from fans and students while they are making a movie of one of his books. He loses millions, has to clear his name and avoid foreclosure on his house. 

After all this franchise wreckage, we need more movie tie-in games.